hmmmm..ok, here's how it'd go...

Posted by The Bastard at 64.210.7.34 on August 08, 2002 at 16:48:04:

In Reply to: Just tell her you're renting it in order to flame posted by Raikus on August 08, 2002 at 16:41:50:

Me: (silent, dropping video on counter, looking away while sneaking a periphial boob shot. I may be emberassed, but I aint dead [yet])

Her: Hey, Elias, whatcha gettin? (picks up box)

Me: Gl-g-ggggauuuugh

Her: GLITTER? (derisive laugh followed by quizical look)

Me: I'm just renting it to flame it on my weekly internet column

Her: Suuuuure

Me: No, really, I'm--

Her: (over store intercom)Ladies and Gentlemen, we ahve officially rented out our first copy of Glitter

Me: No, see, I have this column online...

Her: (shakes head) I can't believe I used to want to fuck you. I eman, guys that write for the internet are cool and all...but Glitter? You're dead to me.

Me: (Vomit on self, laugh hysterically, wither up and die)

Follow Ups:

• maybe mariah carey will come out naked SHAFTR 16:50:46 8/08/02 (5)
  • Yeah, she'll come out naked... Championship_Vinyl 16:52:47 8/08/02 (0)
  • then I'd really barf... The Bastard 16:51:50 8/08/02 (3)
    • she's been used so much that SHAFTR 16:54:10 8/08/02 (1)
      • not too shabby at all...but I still like The Bastard 16:55:21 8/08/02 (0)
    • that's 'looks' and 'predict' inside...nt The Bastard 16:52:22 8/08/02 (0)
• Don't be so optimistic... Raikus 16:49:10 8/08/02 (3)
  • let's hear your version. The Bastard 16:52:53 8/08/02 (2)
    • Alrighty, my version... Raikus 17:04:17 8/08/02 (1)
      • ok, so that is worse...but would it really be a The Bastard 17:08:00 8/08/02 (0)

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