Don't be so optimistic...

Posted by Raikus at cas02.mkethn01.fl.comcast.net on August 08, 2002 at 16:49:10:

In Reply to: hmmmm..ok, here's how it'd go... posted by The Bastard on August 08, 2002 at 16:48:04:

: Me: (silent, dropping video on counter, looking away while sneaking a periphial boob shot. I may be emberassed, but I aint dead [yet])

: Her: Hey, Elias, whatcha gettin? (picks up box)

: Me: Gl-g-ggggauuuugh

: Her: GLITTER? (derisive laugh followed by quizical look)

: Me: I'm just renting it to flame it on my weekly internet column

: Her: Suuuuure

: Me: No, really, I'm--

: Her: (over store intercom)Ladies and Gentlemen, we ahve officially rented out our first copy of Glitter

: Me: No, see, I have this column online...

: Her: (shakes head) I can't believe I used to want to fuck you. I eman, guys that write for the internet are cool and all...but Glitter? You're dead to me.

: Me: (Vomit on self, laugh hysterically, wither up and die)

I'd be much worse than that.

Follow Ups:

• let's hear your version. The Bastard 16:52:53 8/08/02 (2)
  • Alrighty, my version... Raikus 17:04:17 8/08/02 (1)
    • ok, so that is worse...but would it really be a The Bastard 17:08:00 8/08/02 (0)

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