Posted by Susannah at user-38lder0.dialup.mindspring.com on May 14, 2003 at 16:18:39:
OK, here are the rules:
1. All words except one must be monosyllabic. Names are included in this rule. Slang is allowed. Acronyms are allowed, provided that their general use pronunciation is only one syllable.
2. Story stanzas must have a theme and not be random attempts at stringing together simple words.
And so it begins:
That Kevin Smith made such a great first flick
that fans flocked to see, "Scenes of a Dead Man's Dick".
The snobs thought Smith a fool to make such a foul pic,
but he proved them wrong, AND got him a hot chick
to star in his next flick: the tale of a mall.
A mall where two boys find the means and an end to all
their male angst, shown best at its height
when the stink palm comes out to play just for spite.
And I'm spent for now - perhaps I'll be the only freak who enjoys this kind of thing, but I thought it might be a nice change from the polling!