12 seconds of my life i'm never getting back *NT*

Posted by ---[Randal]--- at cache2-nrth.server.ntli.net on May 14, 2003 at 16:26:54:

In Reply to: Seussian Smith story... posted by Susannah on May 14, 2003 at 16:18:39:

: OK, here are the rules:

: 1. All words except one must be monosyllabic. Names are included in this rule. Slang is allowed. Acronyms are allowed, provided that their general use pronunciation is only one syllable.

: 2. Story stanzas must have a theme and not be random attempts at stringing together simple words.

: And so it begins:

:
: That Kevin Smith made such a great first flick
: that fans flocked to see, "Scenes of a Dead Man's Dick".
: The snobs thought Smith a fool to make such a foul pic,
: but he proved them wrong, AND got him a hot chick
: to star in his next flick: the tale of a mall.
: A mall where two boys find the means and an end to all
: their male angst, shown best at its height
: when the stink palm comes out to play just for spite.

:
: And I'm spent for now - perhaps I'll be the only freak who enjoys this kind of thing, but I thought it might be a nice change from the polling!

Follow Ups:

• so she said after last night *nt* Susannah 16:33:58 5/14/03 (5)
  • She knows she loved it... hahaha*nt* ---[Randal]--- 16:38:23 5/14/03 (4)
    • 12 seconds closer to womanhood - YES! *nt* Susannah 16:41:37 5/14/03 (3)
      • Not liking this attack on my Manhood :( *NT* ---[Randal]--- 16:46:15 5/14/03 (2)
        • dish it but can't take it, eh? ;) truce! *nt* Susannah 16:50:53 5/14/03 (1)
          • Truce! As long as my stamina is not questioned*NT* ---[Randal]--- 16:53:15 5/14/03 (0)

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