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Posted by Tom (POJK) at 82-36-185-122.cable.ubr03.soli.blueyonder.co.uk on August 09, 2003 at 21:35:16:

In Reply to: My daughter & I wrote a beginning reader book posted by SweetIrony on August 09, 2003 at 21:26:11:

: today. We've decided to start teaching the youngest to read. I think we need a review. Here it is:

: Meg, Sam, and Ham

: This is Meg.
: Meg met Sam.
: Meg liked Sam.
: Sam liked ham.
: Meg and Sam ate some ham.
: Sam died.
: That ham was bad ham.

: The End

: (I should mention, Sam's untimely demise came about when my daughter got angry that I said we had to use all small words. I guess she felt I was stifling her creative process.)

: We're currently looking for an illustrator.

-- Gripping through-out 'Meg, Sam and Ham' delivers on EVERY level. The feel-good hit of the summer, it'll punch you in the nuts with it's awesomness so hard, you'll probably die. But die happily, so you will.
And let me illustrate it, I'm an MS Paint master.

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You might not believe this, but SweetIrony 21:55:06 8/09/03 (3)
- I have a very distinctive style, I know. Tom (POJK) 22:27:44 8/09/03 (2)
  - I would be thrilled if you would illustrate. SweetIrony 22:38:57 8/09/03 (1)
    - I've already started... Tom (POJK) 22:41:03 8/09/03 (0)
While I loved the book Lokileby 21:40:47 8/09/03 (7)
- What was with all the typos though? Tom (POJK) 21:50:37 8/09/03 (2)
  - I am not too shocked.... GuinnessGuy(poolboy) 21:55:27 8/09/03 (1)
    - Yeah, I know... Tom (POJK) 22:24:45 8/09/03 (0)
- I smell a movie! Will Ferrell as Sam? *nt* MongooseHerder 21:45:04 8/09/03 (3)
  - Oh no, I totally see Sam as Ben Affleck. SweetIrony 21:58:14 8/09/03 (0)
  - Re: I smell a movie! Will Ferrell as Sam? *nt* SweetIrony 21:56:51 8/09/03 (1)
    - Ignore the above. Don't know how I did that. * SweetIrony 21:59:42 8/09/03 (0)

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: : today. We've decided to start teaching the youngest to read. I think we need a review. Here it is: : : Meg, Sam, and Ham : : This is Meg. : : Meg met Sam. : : Meg liked Sam. : : Sam liked ham. : : Meg and Sam ate some ham. : : Sam died. : : That ham was bad ham. : : The End : : (I should mention, Sam's untimely demise came about when my daughter got angry that I said we had to use all small words. I guess she felt I was stifling her creative process.) : : We're currently looking for an illustrator. : -- Gripping through-out 'Meg, Sam and Ham' delivers on EVERY level. The feel-good hit of the summer, it'll punch you in the nuts with it's awesomness so hard, you'll probably die. But die happily, so you will. : And let me illustrate it, I'm an MS Paint master.

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