Posted by markb111 at alb-24-92-57-241.nycap.rr.com on December 08, 2003 at 10:29:10:
If you go to http://asksnoop.com/ and enter a url, it will translate it into snoopspeak. Here is a familiar page which was snoopified!
The View Askew WWWBoard
Welcome da View Askew WWWBoard." This board has been provided fo' yo' ass post questions
Writer/Director Kevin Smith, know what I'm sayin'? Yes, that shiznit's true, Kevin Smith
himself visits this board from time time answer questions n' shit. Kevin will also post
updates 'n informaton on whatever tha dude's working on at da moment, usually far before
da press gets wind of that shiznit, know what I'm sayin'?
Kevin usually answers questions based on da intelligence level 'n da innovativeness of
da post." So let that be an early warning yo' ass n' shit. Here are a few others things
take note of:
Yo' ass gots REGISTER post on this board, know what I'm sayin'? This is done mainly
prevent spam 'n off-topic posts, know what I'm sayin'? If yo' ass wish register, please
do so here."
Kevin's posts will show up in RED (as will da posts of any other Official View Askew
cast/crew member/employees)." It will look something like this: Kevin
We has a website called da View Askew WWWBoard Summaries which wuz set up prevent repeat
posts n' shit. Please read these before posting or risk annoying thousands of posters."
Please do not ax fo' A JOB n' shit. Please do not ASK TO BE IN A MOVIE." Do yo' ass
really think that we would offer yo' ass a job or a part in a feature film based on a
post on a WWWBoard?
Again, please note that yo' ass gots REGISTER wit a valid e-mail address before yo'
ass POST a message da board." Yo' ass do NOT need register READ da board, know what
I'm sayin'?
And now, onto da WWWBoard!