Posted by Boondoggle at 24.138.77.21 on March 11, 2004 at 22:16:24:
In Reply to: Favorite number 2 posted by Virgo on March 11, 2004 at 22:15:00:
: : one line, a whole song, whatever you want, just make it good.
: Yep. Both Jewel songs. F u.
: Race Car Driver (sped up version)
: Come on baby, let's get in the car
: I'm gonna take you real, real far
: I'm gonna paint your mama's face on the door
: You ain't gonna see her anymore
: We'll paint a red flamed firebird on front
: I will be Evel Knievel, you can double my stunts
: This ain't no Malibu Barbie Corvette
: This is a real 350 V-8, fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet
: [Chorus:]
: And I'm going to be your race car driver
: Your race car driver
: Got studded tires, excuse me if I'm blunt
: I've got ribbed rims for her pleasure up front
: Got fuzzy dice with a secret door
: Full of flavored serums, breath freshener and more
: Say, you look smashing by the dashboard light
: Come on baby gonna make you feel alright
: I'm gonna take you at high warp speed
: It's better than watching Star Trek after you smoked weed
: [Chorus]
: Come on baby, let's get on the road
: Let's get on track
: And I will grab the wheel like
: it was your hair I was pulling back
: I'm gonna straddle the line
: Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
: I'm just a real small man with a real big car
: And I'm gonna be your race car driver
: So come on baby what's your answer, you gonna cross the line
: Ah, quit your sniveling, it's no or yes this time
: What you're hungry? We'll stop by Mickey D's for a happy meal
: For a regular hot dog or fiasco on wheels
: But I can see that you're not impressed
: By the way that you are fully dressed
: Looks like I'll have to pull out all the stops...
: "I'm a sensitive man of the 90's, sweetheart,
: Who cares for your emotional being an awful lot"
: [Chorus x 2]