previous vulgarthon drunken debauch with viewaskew's own vincent pereira at the hotel bar
drunken nerds! hide the women! eat the children, and boil some water! Holiday Inn Bar. Pic courtesy of Douglas Fir


  Holiday Inn Tinton Falls  700 Hope Rd. - Eatontown, NJ 
732-544-9300
Marksman's review:  "This is the place to be, all because of Morgan's the too cool bar and restaurant downstairs with plenty of room to hang out, eat, watch TV, and meet & greet with fans.  Most of the overnighters will gather here before heading into Red Bank, and it's a good idea to carpool from here since the parking downtown sucks.  If you feel like throwing a room party, the suites here are a good pick.  Just watch out for Mr. Lynch, the crazy, drunken, homicidal staff manager."

FOR THOSE FLYING IN:The Holiday Inn Tinton Falls has a deal going with Olympic Shuttle Service. You can get a ride from Newark Airport to the Inn for 18 bucks, which is a STEAL. Call Olympic at 800-822-9797 to book a ride, or you can call them last minute from the airport, but you may have to wait 20 minutes for a pick-up

Don't forget: When you reserve a room here, tell them you're with the View Askew Group.  The group rate for a regular room is $69 per night.


  Red Roof Inn  11 Center Plaza - Eatontown, NJ  732-389-4646

Marksman's review:  "The Red Roof will always have the cheapest rates of the three, and you can park right outside your door which is convenient, but that's about it.  The place has no social value whatsoever.  Bottom line:  Convenient, sanitary, and affordable, but boring as hell."
Opposing View from Josh Dobbin:  Screw that noise. Red Roof is cheaper, and nearly within walking distance of the Holiday Inn, ANYWAY.. It's a 30 second drive. Plus, you are greeted on the in-room TV by the always pleasant celebrity spokesman, TV's Martin Mull.
Don't forget:  The rate for a regular room is $59 per night.


Sunrise Suites  3 Center Plaza - Eatontown, NJ  732-389-4800


Marksman's review:
  "DJ Andy and I listed this hotel for two years, but I don't think anyone actually stayed there, or even walked into the place. They only have suites, and with that kinda dough, you could spring for a suite at the Holiday Inn where the action is.  Then again, they have a pool here and the Inn doesn't. This being January, swim time is not a pleasant prospect.  Bottom line:   Who knows?  Looks like a neat place from the outside anyway."


To All Three Tinton Falls/Eatontown Hotels
  • Garden State Parkway Exit 105 to Rt. 36 East.
  • Make a Right at Hope Road (County Rt. 51).
  • Holiday Inn is the first building on the Right (700 Hope Rd.)
  • Sunrise Suites is the next building on the Right (3 Centre Plaza)
  • Red Roof Inn is the third building on the Right (10 Centre Plaza).
  • Red Bank Yellow Cab Company - (732) 544-1111 or (732) 747-0747



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