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previous
vulgarthon drunken debauch with viewaskew's own vincent pereira
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drunken
nerds! hide the women! eat the children, and boil some water!
Holiday Inn Bar. Pic courtesy of Douglas Fir |
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Holiday Inn Tinton Falls 700 Hope Rd.
- Eatontown, NJ
732-544-9300 |
Marksman's
review:
"This is the place to be, all because of Morgan's
the too cool bar and restaurant downstairs
with plenty of room to hang out, eat, watch TV,
and meet & greet with fans. Most of
the overnighters will gather here before heading
into Red Bank, and it's a good idea to carpool
from here since the parking downtown sucks.
If you feel like throwing a room party, the suites
here are a good pick. Just watch out for
Mr. Lynch, the crazy, drunken, homicidal staff
manager."
FOR THOSE FLYING IN:The Holiday Inn Tinton
Falls has a deal going with Olympic Shuttle Service.
You can get a ride from Newark Airport to the
Inn for 18 bucks, which is a STEAL. Call Olympic
at 800-822-9797 to book a ride, or you can call
them last minute from the airport, but you may
have to wait 20 minutes for a pick-up
Don't
forget: When you reserve a room here, tell
them you're with the View Askew Group.
The group rate for a regular room is $69 per
night.
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Red Roof Inn 11 Center Plaza - Eatontown,
NJ 732-389-4646 |
Marksman's
review:
"The Red Roof will always have the cheapest
rates of the three, and you can park right outside
your door which is convenient, but that's about
it. The place has no social value whatsoever.
Bottom line: Convenient, sanitary, and
affordable, but boring as hell."
Opposing
View from Josh Dobbin:
Screw that noise. Red Roof is cheaper, and nearly
within walking distance of the Holiday Inn,
ANYWAY.. It's a 30 second drive. Plus, you are
greeted on the in-room TV by the always pleasant
celebrity spokesman, TV's Martin Mull.
Don't
forget: The rate for a regular room
is $59 per night.
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Sunrise
Suites
3 Center Plaza - Eatontown, NJ 732-389-4800
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Marksman's
review:
"DJ Andy and I listed this hotel for two years,
but I don't think anyone actually stayed there,
or even walked into the place. They only have
suites, and with that kinda dough, you could
spring for a suite at the Holiday Inn where
the action is. Then again, they have a
pool here and the Inn doesn't. This being January,
swim time is not a pleasant prospect.
Bottom line: Who knows? Looks
like a neat place from the outside anyway."
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To
All Three Tinton Falls/Eatontown Hotels
- Garden
State Parkway Exit 105 to Rt. 36 East.
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Make a Right at Hope Road (County Rt. 51).
- Holiday
Inn is the first building on the Right (700 Hope Rd.)
- Sunrise
Suites is the next building on the Right (3 Centre
Plaza)
- Red
Roof Inn is the third building on the Right (10 Centre
Plaza).
- Red
Bank Yellow Cab Company - (732) 544-1111 or (732)
747-0747
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