A quest to capture My DVD from the Bearded whore

Posted by "Super Jon" at host-223.hroads.net on June 29, 2000 at 21:23:12:

Iamnever going to use The Jay and Silent Bobs secret stash again! It's been so far 2 weeks since I sent my money in for the Chasing Amy DVD, and you guys haven't given me JACK SQUAT! I am very pissed off. I want my money back or I want the DVD NOW! Maybe if Kevin would take some time from buying sweat pants for his wardrobe, I can finally get the things I've paid for. I could have easily bought it from Amazon.com but no I thought View Askew would be a little faster and come with an autograph on the DVD. If Lord of the Dorks can't pull himself away from naming his children after cartoon characters long enough to sign my DVD I can always order it from someone who will ACTUALLY deliver it. You guys better give me my DVD. I paid my 35 dollars for a fucking DVD that I could have paid 27 dollars at my local KMART, and while I was there I could have bought something from the Kevin Smith Line of Clothing. And after the DVD and the Clothes I could have bought some Chewlies Gum and still been under 35. If Kevin can stop combing cookies from his beard long enough to read this letter then you are probably thinking that I'm a loser well, that may be so but at least I'm not the one who's a really really fat. Perhaps you can have Jerry Springer do a special where he knocks down the wall of your comic book shop and air lifts you to Jenny Craig. Then after you lose some weight you can waddle down to View Askew Productions and wrap you're chubby little digits around a pencil and sign my DVD before I die of old age. Snootchies bootchie...hahahaha.

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• Re: A quest to capture My DVD from the Bearded whore Karnaq X 04:00:20 7/01/00 (0)
• Re: A quest to capture My DVD from the Bearded whore Karnaq X 03:55:48 7/01/00 (0)
• P.T. Anderson, Is That You? *NT* Lucifer Lyndon Razoodock 00:23:32 6/30/00 (0)
• So, Ben...how's Hawaii? *NT* Scopes_Monkey 23:53:27 6/29/00 (0)
• Funny. I've had mine for over a week or so... JewElmo 23:38:53 6/29/00 (0)
• Super Dork... MK 23:27:14 6/29/00 (0)
• I captured crabs from a bearded whore once. Chiusano 23:23:43 6/29/00 (0)
• You're an idiot, Starscream. Samuel 23:08:33 6/29/00 (2)
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• Re: A quest to capture My DVD from the Bearded whore everkorn81 22:45:17 6/29/00 (0)
• Wrong! If you went to amazon, it would take longer Winkie 22:41:35 6/29/00 (0)
• Arent you the guy who gave a dramatic exit speech? Darth Dobbin 21:40:35 6/29/00 (11)
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• Re: A quest to capture My DVD from the Bearded whore JeffRock 21:34:35 6/29/00 (0)

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