Star Wars Sucks and So does Lucas

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Posted by ScreamingMonkeys at 209.208.171.98 on November 20, 2001 at 12:32:07:

Why do I say this? It seems to be the topic of the day. American Graffiti was a great film. Star Wars sucked ass. The space battle scene was very low class and the lightsaber scene was attrocious. I once heard that Lucas originally had one lead actor and a lead actress but then decided to split the lead character into two. Thats how we got Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. If thats true then why did he insist on making cry baby Luke. Han Solo could have been the lead by himself. Imagine if Han Solo could use the force. Lucas sucks. He screwed that up and he never gave us a full glimpse of Boba Fett. I loved Boba Fett but I never really saw him in action. That is a rip off of the highest degree.

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? Jack Dulouz 08:50:57 11/21/01 (2)
- I like the way you think, but..... ScreamingMonkeys 09:53:00 11/21/01 (1)
  - Re: I like the way you think, but..... Jack Dulouz 13:04:22 11/21/01 (0)
Did you know that Francis Ford Coppola used Anamorphia Sinerama 20:57:13 11/20/01 (1)
- What? ScreamingMonkeys 09:45:16 11/21/01 (0)
Re: Star Wars Sucks and So does Lucas Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel 17:16:08 11/20/01 (0)
Thus Spake ScreamingMonkeys, And It Was So. CaribbeanKangaroo (S.Townsley) 15:08:33 11/20/01 (0)
You, sir, I must disagree with. Bartleby72 14:35:35 11/20/01 (4)
- Well Said...BUT ScreamingMonkeys 14:46:04 11/20/01 (3)
  - Re: Well Said...BUT Bartleby72 14:57:54 11/20/01 (2)
    - OK ScreamingMonkeys 15:49:20 11/20/01 (1)
      - Re: OK Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel 17:19:51 11/20/01 (0)
LOOK MOTHER FUCKER Bankybutt 13:43:15 11/20/01 (37)
- No dumbasses, this guy it totally right! UMBRO 15:07:30 11/20/01 (0)
- You do realize that Kevin isn't a STAR WARS fanboy Vincent 14:59:57 11/20/01 (8)
  - Re: You do realize that Kevin isn't a STAR WARS fanboy TattooedGeekGirl 16:20:40 11/20/01 (5)
    - Wedding at the Skywalker Ranch Vincent 20:57:01 11/20/01 (0)
    - Answers BrianLynch 16:38:16 11/20/01 (3)
      - What's Wrong with BACK TO THE FUTURE? *NT* kauk_tion 17:54:47 11/20/01 (0)
      - Do they make those bedsheets? I want some! *NT* Brodie Wannabe 17:40:51 11/20/01 (0)
      - Re: Answers TattooedGeekGirl 17:24:23 11/20/01 (0)
  - Re: You do realize that Kevin isn't a STAR WARS fanboy Dragoncub 15:29:51 11/20/01 (0)
  - I loved my childhood and the closet my mom left me Hovey Potter 15:17:46 11/20/01 (0)
- Wow. BrianLynch 14:16:34 11/20/01 (15)
  - dude, you have serious issues..doncha... DarthDingleberry 17:32:32 11/20/01 (13)
    - Uh huh. Serious issues of STAR WARS INSIDER! BrianLynch 17:54:29 11/20/01 (12)
      - Gentlemen, this is getting nasty.... TattooedGeekGirl 18:27:52 11/20/01 (3)
        
        um, i am curious..... DarthDingleberry 18:49:43 11/20/01 (2)
        
        Re: um, i am curious..... TattooedGeekGirl 19:06:49 11/20/01 (1)
        
        shit eating grin DarthDingleberry 19:29:47 11/20/01 (0)
      - well, actually I watched the whole thing..... DarthDingleberry 18:16:32 11/20/01 (7)
        
        Oh, I'm very wrong then. BrianLynch 18:24:05 11/20/01 (6)
        
        no, angry clothed goob... DarthDingleberry 18:34:03 11/20/01 (5)
        
        Angry...clothed...goob. Indeed. BrianLynch 18:38:43 11/20/01 (4)
        
        thank you, my mom tells me the same thing... DarthDingleberry 18:47:02 11/20/01 (3)
        
        You're from Indiana????????????????? BrianLynch 19:03:35 11/20/01 (2)
        
        Re: You're from Indiana????????????????? DrPepper 01:25:45 11/21/01 (0)
        
        yeah, unfortunately we had to sell the family cow, DarthDingleberry 19:20:49 11/20/01 (0)
  - Hey Nephew ScreamingMonkeys 14:20:38 11/20/01 (0)
- Calm down children... Hibernian Psycho 13:55:54 11/20/01 (0)
- Bankybutt? ScreamingMonkeys 13:54:08 11/20/01 (8)
  - Look................ Bankybutt 14:04:35 11/20/01 (3)
    - Dude, you RULE! BrianLynch 16:47:36 11/20/01 (0)
    - Thank you.. ScreamingMonkeys 14:08:01 11/20/01 (0)
    - !! Hovey Potter 14:07:22 11/20/01 (0)
  - Screamingmonkeys: STAR WARS RULES- Maul 14:01:07 11/20/01 (1)
    - Very well said... ScreamingMonkeys 14:03:44 11/20/01 (0)
  - ?? Hovey Potter 13:56:51 11/20/01 (1)
    - I know... ScreamingMonkeys 14:00:03 11/20/01 (0)
- sigh you fuck one mother and you're branded nt Hovey Potter 13:49:16 11/20/01 (0)
Ah, I applaud the voice of reason... Hibernian Psycho 13:31:14 11/20/01 (3)
- good points...........but ....... andy havok 13:39:00 11/20/01 (2)
  - What other films are you into? NT Hibernian Psycho 13:46:36 11/20/01 (1)
    - Nothing good....just...... ScreamingMonkeys 13:49:15 11/20/01 (0)
Starwars was great.. Stoner2001 13:23:32 11/20/01 (12)
- i can't believe what i'm hearing........ andy havok 13:28:57 11/20/01 (3)
  - Re: i can't believe what i'm hearing........ Stoner2001 13:31:42 11/20/01 (2)
    - boo !!!!!!! andy havok 13:40:52 11/20/01 (1)
      - I admire your determination... ScreamingMonkeys 13:44:28 11/20/01 (0)
- My point exactly... ScreamingMonkeys 13:27:47 11/20/01 (7)
  - it wasn't just "the team" andy havok 13:34:30 11/20/01 (6)
    - Were they all George Lucas, really? Hibernian Psycho 13:39:14 11/20/01 (0)
    - Ewoks??? ScreamingMonkeys 13:36:50 11/20/01 (4)
      - Ewoks !!!!!!!! andy havok 13:43:41 11/20/01 (3)
        
        No Ewoks....Just Wookies ScreamingMonkeys 13:47:23 11/20/01 (2)
        
        Well, maybe ScottMan 13:52:01 11/20/01 (1)
        
        Re: Well, maybe The Hesser 14:07:04 11/20/01 (0)
Re: Star Wars Sucks and So does Lucas andy havok 13:10:24 11/20/01 (9)
- Whats with butter knives? ScreamingMonkeys 13:14:25 11/20/01 (8)
  - butter knives in deed !!! andy havok 13:24:35 11/20/01 (7)
    - I will agree.... ScreamingMonkeys 13:31:25 11/20/01 (6)
      - X gets the win! nt Hovey Potter 13:43:10 11/20/01 (5)
        
        Wait you said X Wanderer 13:46:22 11/20/01 (3)
        
        you know something..... Hovey Potter 13:50:34 11/20/01 (2)
        
        I'm curious... ScreamingMonkeys 13:57:01 11/20/01 (1)
        
        feel free to handle this one Wanderer...nt Hovey Potter 14:06:00 11/20/01 (0)
        
        Damn Whoopi and her dumbass answers!*NT* Wanderer 13:44:30 11/20/01 (0)
Re: Star Wars Sucks and So does Lucas Obi Weed Kenobi 12:34:18 11/20/01 (2)
- He's insulting you in nerd-talk NT Hibernian Psycho 13:27:41 11/20/01 (0)
- What do you mean? *NT* ScreamingMonkeys 12:38:35 11/20/01 (0)

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: Why do I say this? It seems to be the topic of the day. American Graffiti was a great film. Star Wars sucked ass. The space battle scene was very low class and the lightsaber scene was attrocious. I once heard that Lucas originally had one lead actor and a lead actress but then decided to split the lead character into two. Thats how we got Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. If thats true then why did he insist on making cry baby Luke. Han Solo could have been the lead by himself. Imagine if Han Solo could use the force. Lucas sucks. He screwed that up and he never gave us a full glimpse of Boba Fett. I loved Boba Fett but I never really saw him in action. That is a rip off of the highest degree.

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