Huh? I don't get it.

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Posted by Smalls at syr-24-24-14-133.twcny.rr.com on February 04, 2002 at 14:38:34:

In Reply to: top 10 list of best parts of super bowl experience posted by dudeofwrath on February 04, 2002 at 14:30:36:

: 10:getting together with drunken loser friends

That's... good?

: 9:only day of the year where guacamoli is acceptable to consume

I dig the guac year-round

: 8:only day where yelling at television and swearing like a storm trooper
is a sport in itself

Huh? I do that everytime someone tries to make me watch "Friends".

: 7:three words: half time show

U2 putting on their least-interesting performance ever... in the midst of glittery jingoism?

: 6:three more words: BEER,BEER,BEER

I don't care much for most beers.

: 5:the one day of the year where you can watch two grown men slap
each others ass and not turn away

Obviously, you're going to the wrong bars, Mr. Wrath.

: 4:super bowl wives cook, and cook, and cook, and cook

That's kinda sexist.

: 3:whiping out Mr. Chubby every time a cheer leader is shown jumping :)

I find most cheerleaders scrawny and fake-looking.

: 2:knowing that for at least 24 hours, you wear the pants in the family

I... don't get it. You're watching millionaires toss around a ball for three hours for the chance to become multi-millionaires. I mean, if you dig that sort of thing, that's great... I do the same thing myself with baseball... but I really don't think vicarious existence proves household dominance.

: 1: various bags of chips: $11.00
: Two large pizzas: $21.00
: Keg o' beer $50.00
: Waking the next morning too drunk to remember the game, but, realizing
: that you taped it: Priceless

Whereas for the $50, you coulda taken your wife out for a nice casual dinner... gotten laid, had a good meal and hadn't gotten your ears hurt... and you could'a pocketed the other $32 for a rainy day.

No hangover either.

: have I forgetten anything????

Uh... making this post funny or interesting.

Mike

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Re: Huh? I don't get it. dudeofwrath 14:53:04 2/04/02 (0)
you found the half time jingoistic? Duffless 14:42:37 2/04/02 (14)
- Bleh. Smalls 15:03:59 2/04/02 (2)
  - I agree smalls, one thought to add Rkelly38 15:34:30 2/04/02 (0)
  - Re: Bleh. Duffless 15:20:35 2/04/02 (0)
- I was sort of disappointed, honestly... Isis 14:55:58 2/04/02 (3)
  - Not enough show. PeteDude 22:02:27 2/05/02 (0)
  - It was Where the Streets have no names, not Duffless 15:24:29 2/04/02 (0)
  - Football and War. Hawk2K 15:05:43 2/04/02 (0)
- I'm sorry, but... Hawk2K 14:55:55 2/04/02 (6)
  - Why do you keep doing this? :P Nate Dogg 15:09:31 2/04/02 (5)
    - Yeah. Goldmine. That's what it is. Hawk2K 15:25:11 2/04/02 (4)
      - Two words: Chosen One Nate Dogg 15:36:20 2/04/02 (3)
        
        Two words: No chance. Hawk2K 15:46:35 2/04/02 (2)
        
        From Ross himself.... Nate Dogg 15:53:26 2/04/02 (1)
        
        Yep. Jarrett's gonna come in, with JR's BBQ Sauce. Hawk2K 16:07:22 2/04/02 (0)

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: : 10:getting together with drunken loser friends : That's... good? : : 9:only day of the year where guacamoli is acceptable to consume : I dig the guac year-round : : 8:only day where yelling at television and swearing like a storm trooper : is a sport in itself : Huh? I do that everytime someone tries to make me watch "Friends". : : 7:three words: half time show : U2 putting on their least-interesting performance ever... in the midst of glittery jingoism? : : 6:three more words: BEER,BEER,BEER : I don't care much for most beers. : : 5:the one day of the year where you can watch two grown men slap : each others ass and not turn away : Obviously, you're going to the wrong bars, Mr. Wrath. : : 4:super bowl wives cook, and cook, and cook, and cook : That's kinda sexist. : : 3:whiping out Mr. Chubby every time a cheer leader is shown jumping :) : I find most cheerleaders scrawny and fake-looking. : : 2:knowing that for at least 24 hours, you wear the pants in the family : I... don't get it. You're watching millionaires toss around a ball for three hours for the chance to become multi-millionaires. I mean, if you dig that sort of thing, that's great... I do the same thing myself with baseball... but I really don't think vicarious existence proves household dominance. : : 1: various bags of chips: $11.00 : : Two large pizzas: $21.00 : : Keg o' beer $50.00 : : Waking the next morning too drunk to remember the game, but, realizing : : that you taped it: Priceless : Whereas for the $50, you coulda taken your wife out for a nice casual dinner... gotten laid, had a good meal and hadn't gotten your ears hurt... and you could'a pocketed the other $32 for a rainy day. : No hangover either. : : have I forgetten anything???? : Uh... making this post funny or interesting. : Mike

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