Worst movie ever?

Posted by Perspicacity at ool-18bc6e2c.dyn.optonline.net on March 16, 2002 at 01:11:47:

In no particular order id have to go with...

Blair Witch Project- well, it was ALMOST a movie...

Titanic- (too easy to bash)

Wes Craven's New Nightmare- worst idea EVER.

Final Fantasy- The Spirits Within- I stopped taking it seriously when they started killing already dead ghosts with MACHINE GUNS.

The New Planet of the Apes- Damn you, Tim Burton!

Batman Returns- proves that the only real reason the first one was good was because of Jack NIcholson (Damn you, Tim Burton!)

Batman and Robin- The worst script ever to make it on the big screen. Maybe it was the first draft. Or, more likely, they found it in a dumpster.

Superstar- One of the worst "comedies" I've ever seen. Didn't laugh ONCE.

As for the bad flicks that are FUN to watch...

Batman (60's version)- if you haven't seen this, you really must. Its awful and ridiculous to the point where its fantastic. Keep an eye out for Robin's AMAZING riddle solving skills.

No Holds Barred- Hulk Hogan's best performance. And sadly, it AINT pretty.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space- the king of the cheesy movie.

ALL of the Troma flicks- c'mon, do i need to elaborate?

John Waters movies

And of course, Mallrats.
(just kidding thats actually my favorite smith movie)

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• Weird list Neil 00:02:45 3/17/02 (0)
• Flowers in the motherfucking Attic Ribelin2000 20:25:15 3/16/02 (0)
• CLIFFHANGER adamapple 15:35:40 3/16/02 (2)
  • Nothing good in that movie at all. Neil 00:05:09 3/17/02 (1)
    • I liked Long Kiss Goodnight though, THAT was a adamapple 18:40:55 3/17/02 (0)
• Re: Worst movie ever? SHOWTIME People Love Monkeys! 11:48:04 3/16/02 (0)
• My three (or so)... GTJDorris 04:48:22 3/16/02 (1)
  • No, no, no, no no! Blaze (yes, my real name) 12:21:39 3/16/02 (0)
• Highlander: Endgame. Smalls 03:21:28 3/16/02 (1)
  • I actually thought original cut of Highlander II PeteDude 11:35:25 3/16/02 (0)
• crazy/beautiful. no doubt about it. *NT* hangmanjury 03:12:31 3/16/02 (0)
• Re: Worst movie ever? Vlad 02:58:09 3/16/02 (0)
• Honeymoon in Vegas, Penitentiary 2 nt phone monkey 02:46:35 3/16/02 (1)
  • But at least Honeymoon in Vegas had.... GTJDorris 04:50:08 3/16/02 (0)
• DUDE WHERE's MY CAR Jewelz 02:33:28 3/16/02 (1)
  • Re: DUDE WHERE's MY CAR StandUpJackzine 05:17:13 3/16/02 (0)
• Worst movies ever Beavis 02:23:25 3/16/02 (4)
  • Re: Worst movies ever StandUpJackzine 05:12:48 3/16/02 (0)
  • Psycho 4 is actually worse than the remake. -nt Stuttering_Jim 02:50:20 3/16/02 (0)
  • Re: Worst movies ever 17 of 37 02:29:55 3/16/02 (1)
    • If I'm not mistaken....... Beavis 02:32:08 3/16/02 (0)
• "Hook" is the benchmark for bad. xrongor 02:21:35 3/16/02 (2)
  • SACRELIGE!!!!!!! *NT* Morose Mothah Fuckah 02:38:27 3/16/02 (1)
    • pretty much. *nt* PeteDude 11:36:08 3/16/02 (0)
• There are the truly horrible flicks... 17 of 37 02:07:43 3/16/02 (0)
• also Garbage Pale Kids and Masters Of The Universe Stuttering_Jim 01:58:48 3/16/02 (1)
  • Re: also Garbage Pale Kids and Masters Of The Univ Jewelz 02:38:37 3/16/02 (0)
• 1600 miles to Graceland, Jack Frost "keaton's"... Halman 01:46:38 3/16/02 (0)
• Zoolander, no question about it Askews Me 01:44:50 3/16/02 (7)
  • I really dug ZOOLANDER... Vincent 15:02:01 3/16/02 (0)
  • Re: Zoolander, no question about it xrongor 03:05:34 3/16/02 (0)
  • Zoolander, I liked it! Jewelz 02:35:10 3/16/02 (0)
  • No no no. BrianLynch 02:29:44 3/16/02 (3)
    • Re: No no no. Joshkook 05:49:41 3/16/02 (0)
    • how much you worth. PretzelFan 02:39:50 3/16/02 (1)
      • Lynch is worth about 120 million dollars Halman 02:44:10 3/16/02 (0)
• 2 words: Pootie Tang Stuttering_Jim 01:44:29 3/16/02 (2)
  • Maybe you didn't get it. BrianLynch 02:30:33 3/16/02 (0)
  • Pootie Tang ruled!!!! Halman 01:54:10 3/16/02 (0)
• Re: Morose Mothah Fuckah 01:41:24 3/16/02 (0)
• Killer Clowns!?!? Drewbaby27 01:36:50 3/16/02 (1)
  • killer Klowns spell it right & that movie ROCKS*NT Compsith 02:10:14 3/16/02 (0)
• PLEASANTVILLE Hal Phillips 01:30:51 3/16/02 (9)
  • WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? BrianLynch 02:32:14 3/16/02 (6)
    • Nothing was wrong until I saw PLEASANTVILLE. Hal Phillips 13:42:37 3/16/02 (4)
      • Uncle Hal, don't blame PLEASANTVILLE BrianLynch 14:55:36 3/16/02 (3)
        • Nothing was wrong until... Mussolini? Hal Phillips 15:19:25 3/16/02 (2)
          • i'm with lynch on this one... Pitstain 19:45:14 3/16/02 (1)
            • I wouldn't say I'm "violently opposed"... Hal Phillips 00:00:08 3/17/02 (0)
    • Re: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? Becca jo 10:49:38 3/16/02 (0)
  • Dude are you crazy. It was great!!! Halman 01:56:24 3/16/02 (1)
    • Well, yeah, in the sense that it wasn't. Hal Phillips 13:44:30 3/16/02 (0)
• You don't watch many movies, do you? TheMojoPin 01:19:12 3/16/02 (5)
  • Batman Morose Mothah Fuckah 01:56:47 3/16/02 (0)
  • Tim Burton FilmchicaNJ 01:47:20 3/16/02 (2)
    • There have been a few decent comic films... TheMojoPin 01:51:45 3/16/02 (1)
      • Darkman... bob1 01:59:07 3/16/02 (0)
  • Tim Burton FilmchicaNJ 01:46:05 3/16/02 (0)
• I think you forgot Tailor of Panama...... Sanam Tala(I know you want me) 01:14:09 3/16/02 (10)
  • Dissing..."Tailor"? Oh, we are SO done...*NT* TheMojoPin 01:19:59 3/16/02 (9)
    • You'll come crawling back to me............. Sanam Tala(I know you want me) 01:22:52 3/16/02 (8)
      • Go back to your crappy Bond flicks, lady...*NT* TheMojoPin 01:23:40 3/16/02 (7)
        • bond flicks? Sanam Tala(I know you want me) 01:27:23 3/16/02 (6)
          • Shhhhhh, no more talking... TheMojoPin 01:29:16 3/16/02 (5)
            • shmooveness...........hmmmmmmm Sanam Tala(I know you want me) 01:31:42 3/16/02 (4)
              • If I have to... TheMojoPin 01:34:26 3/16/02 (3)
                • nah, it's just fun to see you get that look.... Sanam Tala(I know you want me) 01:36:20 3/16/02 (2)
                  • "Loooooovin' yooooou..." TheMojoPin 01:38:08 3/16/02 (1)
                    • I must have you now............. Sanam Tala(I know you want me) 01:40:59 3/16/02 (0)

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