I'M KILLING MY ROOMATE!

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Posted by sharon stones pimp at cache-dk09.proxy.aol.com on May 26, 2003 at 14:57:21:

I've lived with him for five days now and i am going to kill him. Whenever i'm jacking off he knocks on the door and screams "Why do you always lock your door!?!?" and than i open it and he leaves it wide open when he leaves. Whenever i eat he repeatedly asks me if i want to go out to dinner, but im already fucking eating! He always changes the channel on the main tv when im watching something. GOD DAMNIT! So, when he comes home from work i am going to kill him. And thats that.

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Start Irritating Him Back Jessica Rabbit 16:14:51 5/26/03 (3)
- Or try some of these.... Jessica Rabbit 16:35:06 5/26/03 (2)
  - I would HATE to be a flatmate you didn't like! *nt fluffy 16:47:15 5/26/03 (1)
    - I'm not the weird one.... Jessica Rabbit 12:22:00 5/27/03 (0)
That is the funniest thing I've ever read. *nt* fluffy 15:07:30 5/26/03 (0)
Simply write a list of things that he does that... GoldenCheese 15:02:20 5/26/03 (8)
- Ok... sharon stones pimp 15:07:39 5/26/03 (7)
  - wait a minute..... The bi-sexual Baden Powell 15:10:27 5/26/03 (6)
    - Nope. His names Chase. Asshole. *NT* sharon stones pimp 15:11:20 5/26/03 (5)
      - chase asshole - bad name The bi-sexual Baden Powell 15:12:18 5/26/03 (4)
        
        You are supposed to be the one laughing. Not me.NT sharon stones pimp 15:13:41 5/26/03 (3)
        
        Re: You are supposed to be the one laughing. Not m The bi-sexual Baden Powell 15:15:41 5/26/03 (2)
        
        No more! Ah! It's TOO much. *NT* sharon stones pimp 15:16:42 5/26/03 (0)
        
        oh - i forgot Roger Mee ~nT The bi-sexual Baden Powell 15:16:11 5/26/03 (0)
go for it! ~nT The bi-sexual Baden Powell 15:01:10 5/26/03 (1)
- Ok, well here is the plan. sharon stones pimp 15:12:56 5/26/03 (0)

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