Posted by PowerBeav 5000 at pool0509.cvx21-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net on February 12, 2000 at 23:23:18:
In Reply to: Isn't daisy like 5'4''? posted by keri-jade on February 12, 2000 at 20:18:34:
: : Beav? Who is this "Beav" you speak of. He sounds like a fantastic human being, and a shining example of decency for us all. Isn't he dating Daisy Fuentes? He is too good for that hussy!
: I heard she's bitchy too and steals all the shoes.
She has to, she has a bad foot-odor problem that ruins her old shoes in about a week, requiring the constant purchase of new shoes. Hell, I won't even let her in bed without showering and scrubbing those feet of hers. Phew!
: : ....recorded while watching Gabrielle Reese on a treadmill. Thump thump, thump thump!
: Is that thump your heart of the sound of your ____ on your ____? I can't go there. I refuse to work blue, damnit!
My heartbeat only. I don't think my female roomie would appreciate the other one. Maybe if I moved the TV into my room....
: : : PS. Think their kid's genetically enhansed?
: : Uma only has eyes for me. Therefore, no kid with Ethan. And besides, he went away to Saturn, she was just using him while I was dating Gabrielle.
: No problem. I've snagged Ethan now and we act out scenes from his novel every night.
Does he still scrub himself with a Brillo pad and collect his toenail clippings? I give Uma heart murmurs every night. I swear she's gonna keel over one of these days.
: : : : : go go POWERBEAV5000!!!
: : : (power makes it go)
: : someone understands me! Joy!
: of course. I understand every pop culture reference. I am a genetically enhansed super star. Oh, and didn't power wheels topple over and kill two kids or something? I'd be careful with my powerbeav5K if I were you.
All who stand in my way are crushed like bugs. It's an unfortunate side-effect of super-being-dom. Hey, I have a heart though... those poor dumb kids. They stood too close to greatness. PowerBeav5000 sez "Buckle Up For Safety!"
PB5K