just like Gwyneth, she's better as a brunette


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Posted by keri-jade at ts3-13t-42.idirect.com on February 12, 2000 at 23:32:56:

In Reply to: 5'4" of latina goodness... posted by PowerBeav 5000 on February 12, 2000 at 23:23:18:

: : I heard she's bitchy too and steals all the shoes.

: She has too, she has a bad foot-odor problem that ruins her old shoes in about a week, requiring the constant purchase of new shoes. Hell, I won't even let her in bed without showering and scrubbing those feet of hers. Phew!

I guess Jenny MacCarthy had big shoes to fill.

Do you think Kevin will ever put MacCarthy in one of his films? I think she could fill in for Caitlan or Gwen... :)

: My heartbeat only. I don't think my female roomie would appreciate the other one. Maybe if I moved the TV into my room....

I didn't know PowerBeav was so mindfull...or so modest.

: : No problem. I've snagged Ethan now and we act out scenes from his novel every night.

: Does he still scrub himself with a Brillo pad and collect his toenail clippings? I give Uma heart murmurs every night. I swear she's gonna keel over one of these days.

Interesting View Askew postscript to this drival about Ethan's novel: His lead character is nammed Willam. No word on if he sees the sailboat though. :*(

Is the cover of the Mallrats soundtrack a hidden pic of a sailboat? I'm like Willam I suppose. I just can't see those things.

: : : : : : go go POWERBEAV5000!!!

: : : : (power makes it go)

: : : someone understands me! Joy!

: : of course. I understand every pop culture reference. I am a genetically enhansed super star. Oh, and didn't power wheels topple over and kill two kids or something? I'd be careful with my powerbeav5K if I were you.

: All who stand in my way are crushed like bugs. It's an unfortunate side-effect of super-being-dom. Hey, I have a heart though... those poor dumb kids. They stood too close to greatness. PowerBeav5000 sez "Buckle Up For Safety!"

Wow, Burger King had a simular theory with their poke-balls.

keri-jade5k




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