Posted by Isis at pppa49-resaleithaca1-1r7149.dialinx.net on July 10, 2001 at 21:52:00:
In Reply to: Technically, in the eyes of women, I'm not a man.. posted by Sir_James_Lacaita on July 10, 2001 at 19:39:59:
While I admit there is such a breed as the "friend", don't put yourself down this way. Sometimes "friend" is a nice way of saying "I never want your hands on my body anywhere", sometimes it means you are The Dude. Every girl knows The Dude, the perfect friend whom she could have a perfect relationship with, but somehow it seems that they are too perfect and too close and it freaks her out. Because girls like to wig, and they claim they want true love but who's ready for that? No, when you're young you want to have sex with the wrong people and suffer passionate heartbreak, you need the experience. I don't know if this rant makes any sense but always keep in mind your untouchable status could be because you are The Dude. And The Dude will always reap the poontang in the end; even if you are the "friend" you'll end up getting some rebound booty. Trust this.
: I'm what you two-leggers call a "friend". No procreational use, just someone you feel nothing for and use solely to complain to. My species will never die because, even without cheating men, girls are backstabbers by nature, and when your friend starts dating your ex-girlfriend just to get back at you for stealing her boyfriend back when three-leggers still walked the earth, you'll come crying to me. What's that? I sound bitter? Gee, I wonder why...
: [James]
: I am Grell, fear me!